Woody Allen on god, death and all that jazz…
The chief problem about death, incidentally, is the fear that there may be no afterlife -- a depressing thought, particularly for those who have bothered to shave. Also, there is the fear that there is an afterlife but no one will know where it's being held.
If only God would give me some clear sign! Like making a large deposit in my name at a Swiss bank.
If it turns out that there is a God, I don't think that he's evil. But the worst that you can say about him is that basically he's an underachiever.
In real life, Keaton believes in God. But she also believes that the radio works because there are tiny people inside it.
I don't want to achieve immortality through my work ... I want to achieve it through not dying.
